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你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了。下面是本站小编为您整理的“愚人节创意祝福语英文”，仅供参考，希望您喜欢！更多详细内容请点击本站查看。
1、Notice： April Fool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover！
通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！
2、Shaceng said： I have 16 change！ Journey said： I have 32 change！ Wukong said： I am 72 changed！ In his Tang Seng： Nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！
3、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say： You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool＇s Day！
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！
4、You find one you love deserves the love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了！
5、If a mistake was pretty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I havecommitted heinous crimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！
6、Toads pursuit of swans， swan disdain said： If I as long as you die！ HAMA against： the pig also live good？ After listening to pigs， feel aggrieved： I just look at messages， I move Sheire Who？
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢！猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了？
7、If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打110；如果你身材不好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
8、Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah？ ！
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！
9、Psychological test： If you and the coward race， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！
10、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate！
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以——拍你用它最合适！
11.Psychological test： If you and the coward race， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！
12.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！
13.After dinner seven Commandment： I quit smoking， quit immediately eat two fruits， three ring relaxed belt， the four immediately quit drinking， Wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ Journey： Remember？
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？
14.Some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit？
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？
15.You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say： You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool＇s Day！
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！
16.You find one you love deserves the love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了！
17.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！
18.Yesterday， it was see you， as you are charming， wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is very cute， then you really do not know is how Saiguo rabbit.
昨天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了，真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的。
19.If a mistake was pretty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I have committed heinous crimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！
preacher： why？ what did he do to you？
神父：为什么？他对你做了什么吗？
girl： he touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
preacher： you mean like this？ （the guy did it.）
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
girl： （a little shy from the touch） yes.
女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
preacher： that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
girl： but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
preacher： you mean like this？ （he did it again.）
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
girl： yes， that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是这样子没错
preacher： that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
girl： and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然后……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
preacher： （evil laugh...） you mean like this？ （and you-know-what）
神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）
girl： （after a few minutes...） ugh... yeah， that“s what he did...
女孩：（数分钟后）喔……是的……就是这样子………
preacher： my dear girl， that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他“你这个………”
1. Why are people tired on April Fool＇s Day？ （愚人节人们为什么疲倦？）
2.What weather do mice and rats fear？ （老鼠害怕什么天气？）
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters？ （狗什么时候不愿跟随主人？）
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”？ （哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”？）
5.What tree is always very sad？ （那种树总是很伤心？）
6.When can you get water with a net？ （什么时候可以用网兜装水？）
7.Why is the pig always eating？猪为什么没完没了地吃？
8.What＇s the longest word in the world？世界上最长的单词是什么？
9.What question is that to which you must always answer ＂yes＂？ 什么问题你只能回答“yes”？
10.Where were you when the power was cut off？ 当停电的时候你在哪？
答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. （ 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月；行军）
2. When it＇s raining cats and dogs.（下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ）
3. When their masters go to the flea market.（主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ）
4. Are you asleep？ （你睡着了吗）
5.Weeping willow. （ 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树）
6.When water is turned into ice. （当水结成冰时）
7.He＇s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Smiles. Because there＇s a mile between the letter ＇s＇.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9.＂What does y-e-s spell？＂ （当别人问你）“yes”怎么拼？
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中！
1.神知道你口渴，创造了水，神知道你饿，创造了米，神知道你没有一个可爱的朋友，所以创造了我，然而神也知道这世上没有笨蛋，顺便创造了你。
God knows you are thirsty， creating a water， God knows you hungry， creating meters， God knows you have a lovely friends， so I created， but God knows no idiot in the world， the way you created.
2.有人对我说：“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒！！我是了解你的！！这样的侮辱！简直太对不起猪了！
Someone said to me： ＂you＇re smart like a pig＂ I listen to bate！！ I know you！！ such an insult！ Too sorry pig！
3.唐僧带三个徒弟稍做休息时，唐僧到猪八戒近前看后愤然道：“你这猪头，居然还有闲情看短信息！”
Tang Seng took three disciple to slightly do the rest， Tang Seng to the pig eight quit near look after angrily： ＂you this PigHead， incredibly still have the leisure to see message！＂
4.请走到最近的电线杆前面，对着上面的野广告大声说“我的病有救了”
Please go to the nearest telephone pole ahead， at the top of advertisement loudly say ＂I ill be saved＂
5.昨天晚上我做了个梦，梦见你掉进了臭粪坑，爬上后你竟说：到底是生了个好时代，连粪坑也香喷喷。
I had a dream last night， dream of you fell into a stinking cesspool， climb after you have said： what is born for a good times， even cesspit also fragrant.
6.正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯...
Deleting all mail list information will be lost please wait...
7.追你追你我追你，就象猎人追狐狸；亲你亲你我亲你，就象老汉啃玉米。
Chase you chase you I chase you， like the hunter traced a fox； dear you dear you my dear you， just like the old man eating corn.
8.八戒遇月老问：靠！月老！为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖
Eight quit when asked by matchmaker matchmaker：！！ why let me tell Gaogu YuLan separation. Joking way： she is a person， you are a demon， I am afraid your children born is a hybrid
9.下班就回家的是穷鬼，9点回家的是酒鬼，11点回家的是色鬼，2-3点回家的是赌鬼，不回家的是野鬼！
Work on the home is poor， 9 home is a drunkard， 11 home is a sex maniac， 2-3 home is a gambler， home is a wild ghost！
10.风流潇洒是帅哥，一呼百应是大哥，出租司机是的哥，看短信的是PIG.
Graceful but not showy is handsome， a hundred responses to a hundreds is the eldest brother， the taxi driver is the elder brother， see a message is PIG.
11.小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉！？小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。
Xiaoming always sleep in class， the teacher criticized him： can you don＇t sleep！？ Xiaoming answer： No， because I＇m poor students.
12.那天看到你在超市闲逛。你把手伸进能验价格的机器，结果显示：猪蹄8元，你以为机器出了问题，把头伸了进去，我一看差点笑死：猪头18元！
When I saw you walking around the supermarket. You can check the price reached into the machine， the results showed： pig＇s trotters 8 yuan， do you think that the machine is out of the question， put his head into it， I saw almost killing PigHead： 18 yuan！
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